Things That Rustle My Jimmies

See, I tried very hard over the festive break not to have my jimmies rustled, do you think I was succesful? DO YOU?!

Here be what's rustling my jimmies in the first week of 2015: 

1. Unsolicited 'Advice'

2. VAT on American Deliveries Bought with 

MONEY I'VE ALREADY PAID TAX ON!

3. Seeing My Just Eat Order History for 2014

4. Racks of GICK Whelt Out for the Sales

5. 'Doesn't Bieber Look Great For Calvin Klein?'

And once more, as before, order has been restored. 

Tell us, how did you get on over the holliers? Jimmies remain relatively unrustled? 

Don't lie!