Ah, Thursday, the one day of the week that I let it all hang out and unrustle the jimmies of the week before. I mean it's only the week before Christmas, what could possibly have me stressed?!
This could:
1. 'You Seem Like a Girl In The Know,
Could I Grab a Copy of Your UK Contacts?'
2. Gombeens With NO Sense of Direction
Directing Traffic in Shopping Centres!
3. 'I've Changed'
4. Accidentally Saying 'Love You, Bye'
At the End of a Work Call!
5. 'Oh I've Had My Christmas Shopping
Done Since June'
Feelings of stabbiness? Significantly reduced!
Recognise any jimmie rustlers? Care to share your own?
It's cathartic, I swear!
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