Things That Rustles My Jimmies

You came here for rustled jimmies - here they be: 

1. People That Wield Brollies Like Weapons

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2. Realising My Water Bottle Has Been 

Open In My Bag All Along

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3. Now Having To Switch On The Lights 
In The Morning

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4. Leaving the Pub Just In Time To See 

The Last Bus Bloster By

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5. Cursing Toddlers

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C'est ca! My jimmies are once again ready for the week ahead. 

Tell us, what's been rustling yours? It's cathartic. Swear.