Things That Rustle My Jimmies

I'm blaming raging hormones, I'm blaming the osteopath that almost pummeled me to death, I'm blaming general buffoonery and I'm blaming each and every douche canoe I've encountered this week. That's a lot of blame. 

Only gifs can save me now. 

Here be just the top five things that rustled my jimmies this week:

1. When the Weeds Delivered Look NOTHING 

Like the Deluxe Bouquet Ordered Online

2. Couples That Have Joint Facebook Accounts

3. 'No Offence But..'

4. Uploading Youtube Videos of Unsuspecting Others Without Asking Permission 

5. Breaking A Nail Less Than An Hour 

After a Professional Manicure

You see? There is no dickery that a good gif can't remedy. 

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week?