Things That Rustle My Jimmies

My Jimmies? Rustled. 

Here's why:

1. Dragging Yourself to Bed & Remembering 

ON THE TOP STAIR

 That You Stripped the Beds That Morning...

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2. 'Oh You're a SINGLE Mother?'

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3. The Speed At Which Aldi Groceries Are 

FLUNG AT YOU

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4. That One Blue Bottle Bating Against 

the Wide Open Window

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5. The Choir of Childerbeasts Scream/Singing 

'Let It Go' on Repeat Outside My Window

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Jimmies: Unrustled. 

Tell me, what's been making you stabby this week?