The fact that I'm free from work this week means that my jimmies should have remained relatively unrustled. Have they? Have they HECK AS LIKE!
Here's JUST five of the things that have rustled my jimmies. Just five.
1. Screw Off Lids on Bottles in the Shower
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2. 5 Year Olds in Buggies
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3. 'Will You Take a Selfie of Us?'
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4. Listening to Holiday Plans When I have NONE
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5. A Withheld Number Calling
FOUR TIMES IN A ROW with No Voicemail
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OK, so spill, what's been AT you this week? Your jimmies couldn't have remained unrustled. Couldn't. Have.
The things rustling the jimmies this week have been to many to enumerate. But the Doctor Who gif at the top makes it all worthwhile!
ReplyDeleteBrava on the choice of gifs!
ReplyDeleteSelfie....oh my god!!!!! Its a photo of lots of people NOT a selfie!!!!
ReplyDeleteCheers Sue :-)
People with dogs who don't say "my dog" they say "my Chow Chow" or "my Pug" etc or EVEN WORSE "my cavashit" or whatever "designer" mongrel you have we get it, you have more money than sense, don't take it out on your pet!
ReplyDelete"I donated." "Well I took my makeup off and I'm so brave." "But you're not, though, because you have tinted eyebrows." "But I'm sooooo ugly". "OMG RUOK hun?" "My skin is sooo bad". "I can't even do a selfie because I'd prefer to write an attention seeking status dissing everyone else who has done one while sitting up here on my high horse pretending I donated." "Well I took a screengrab to prove I donated." "BUT LOOK AT ME I TOOK A SELFIE AND I'M SO HIDEOUS". "What's this for, anyway?" "To prove we're all full of bravery and courage because we haven't lashed the foundation on, duh"
ReplyDeleteAnd while I'm on the subject of "selfies" - Ellen's Oscar Selfie? NOT A SELFIE. She didn't EFFING TAKE ITTT!!
Also. "Dear Blogger. We have written a post that we think your readers may like. Feel free to add your own opinions." OMG No way, can I? Can I really?
Can someone catch my Kraken?