Things that Rustle My Jimmies

I'll open with the nugget that I've already mentally written off the first three days of this week as if they didn't even happen. Some annoyances I can't even go into for fear of grinding my teeth to nubs, others I have listed here for a little light relief: 

1. Steamed up windows on the bus so you haven't the foggiest where you are..

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2. Unsubscribe auto response emails 

that ask you to subscribe again...

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3. Hearing that Michael Bublé won't bring women on his tours because 
'They cause too much drama'

4. People that buy up limited edition products and sell them on eBay for 3 times the cost

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5. Avalanches of Junk Mail when my letter box is entirely covered in a NO JUNK MAIL sticker...

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See? Just like that I feel infinitely better, god bless you the inventor of gifs. 

Tell me, what's been rustling your jimmies this week then? It really does help to share...