Happy Saturday, peeps, despite being laid up on Thursday (a Jimmie Rustler in itself) we can't let a week go by without letting off some steam - it's not safe for anyone.
As always, this is a safe place, release your own Jimmie Rustlers in the comments - it helps, honest!
1. People Cycling Through Pedestrians
on the FOOT Path
2. Being Asked 'Is Everything Ok' in a Restaurant
Just as I Take a HUGE Mouthful
3. The Furore over Miley Cyrus
4. Couriers that Knock Continually
Until You Get to the Door
5. Finding an Empty Milk Carton in the Fridge AGAIN
See? I already feel soooo much better - get on this good feel gravy train and tell me - what's Rustling your Jimmies this week?
6 comments:
Himself yappin' on when I'm trying to read, "I love you, but shut the fuck up"
I agree with every single one of these!
I couldn't give a shiny shite what Miley Cyrus does, I wish her and her calf's tongue would get off my internet. Ooh, lemme see. What else peed me off this week... Oh, this. "What kind of birthday cake would you like?" "Chocolate". *makes chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and cream*. "I don't like this cake." "Why?" "Too chocolatey". FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuu......
This post always cheers me up!
The empty cartoons in the fridge situation gets me so angry and don't even talk to me about restaurants asking if everything is okay just as you take a massive mouthful, I'm sure they do it on purpose because you can't say no! xx
Leanne - A Slice of My Life
Absolutely HATE when you're trying to cross the road and somebody you know waves at you while they're driving past, but don't bother to stop and let you cross!! Cracks me up!
Telling Liam not to drop the 2l Coke we bought as a treat for after dinner only to have him drop it. It didn't pop open and fizz all over the kitchen (like it did when I was 15). Then telling Liam not to open the dropped coke. Wanna guess what he did? Yep. I ended up cleaning a liter of coke off the floor, chairs, table & Walls.
And you know with coke you have to wash the floors 6 times before you get all the sugar off everything...
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