How do, Friday Eve? Are you ready to share the rustling?
1. Filthy, FILTHY ATMs...
1. Filthy, FILTHY ATMs...
2. Creepy work IT guy asking if he can remotely access my home PC to try fix it...
3. Aggressive, albatross sized seagulls in my garden
when I live 15 miles from the coast!!
4. Fully grown, professional women
not knowing how to use the toilet!!
5. Stray cats fighting (OR loving) loudly
ALL NIGHT LONG!!
Ooooh Wheee and I'm back to easy, breeziness FOR NOW.
You know the drill by now, peoples, I've flicked on the kettle and pulled the chairs into a circle - to the comments to release the rants!
Ah, gotta love Oprah. Ok, where do I start - locking myself out of the house, ringing hubs for assistance only for him to ask 'are you sure you've locked yourself out'. GRRR. Leaving my car in for a service & the mechanics spend the entire time asking himself questions & ignoring me cos I have a vagina (hubs can't drive & doesn't know anything about cars), trying to sleep off my sickness & workmen start digging up the neighbours footpath. I JUST CAN'T. And breeeeeeathe
ReplyDeleteThis week: Cars parking in bicycle lanes, shallow tweets/posts..every hour on the hour..everyday (there's only so many pairs of shoes I can give a shit about), people needlessly lying, my debit card deciding it didn't want to work at the till in Dunnes but worked in the ATM in their store, wtf?!
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm done... and breathe ;-)
So this week, for me the ultimate was my arsey ignorant neighbours blocking my driveway & taking my fiance's car park space with their stupid cars because they refused to park in the driveway like everyone else. ..Annoying psycho work colleague snapping the head off me for asking a question& constantly butting in on my conversations with other people that have NOTHINg to do with her...shop assistant ballsing up order twice for my wedding veil...and breathe!
ReplyDeleteHAHA The Oprah one is my favourite!!
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