Why I oughta'... But I won't, I'll share my grievances of the week in this handy posht - it's cheaper than therapy. Believe me.
1. 'No, I don't need sun screen,
this is Ireland, ya GOBSHITE!'
this is Ireland, ya GOBSHITE!'
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| 'Bring On the Dancing Lobsters!' |
2. How nice, the ENTIRE bus is empty
but you chose to right sit next to me...
3. 'Aren't you lucky you HAVE a job? '
4. When EVERY Facebook status
is about your offspring -
like no one else has ever had any
5. When the super new hi-tech system in work
takes 6 minutes to refresh each page
Phew, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
Tell me, what's been infuriating you this week then? It helps to share - honest.
I have a bus related one also! When you sit next to me and feel the need to really corner me into my window seat and press your thighs against mine! They are *my* thighs, they don't need to flippin' touch yours! Flip off, flip off, flip off!!!! VOM!
ReplyDeleteUV protection pfft! I need RAIN protection! :(
ReplyDeleteThe lobsters thing. "Jaysus you're as white as a ghost" - oh, sorry, hang on so. I'll just strip, lay out in my garden, get a second degree burn, then spend the next week moaning about how sore it is but it's all grand because it'll go brown in a week. IDIOOOTTTSSS.
ReplyDeleteasshats not picking up their dog shit RAGE or letting their big beast of a dog offlead to terrorise me and my pupsters. Don't let your dog off lead if he cant behave ffs!
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