Another week gone, another batch of jimmies well and truly rustled. For those of you new to this series, or indeed the saying : To Rustle One's Jimmies = To convey feelings of discomfort, discontent or sheer anger by one's actions or actions of their own accord.
Now that we're all caught up - wanna know what's been rustling mine this week?
1. People who leave their basket in the supermarket queue then
DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
2. Finding an An Post green slip on the mat
WHEN I WAS IN ALL ALONG!
WHEN I WAS IN ALL ALONG!
3. Getting sick on a Friday evening and
better on Sunday night!
better on Sunday night!
4. Incessant pen clicking in a silent office
5. People doing their full face of make up
WHILE DRIVING!
C'mon share with the class, what's been melting your melon this week? Have your jimmies been well and truly rustled?
9 comments:
Just cause you leave your basket doesn't mean you have wiring rights!! Makeup while driving drives the boy up the bend, he drives a motorbike and says the m50 in the morning is like the makeup counters in BTs!!
Queing not flipping wiring!!! Auto correct rustlesmy flipping jimmies
Love love love these posts cherry sue! Brilliant!
Hehe you made my day, thank you :)
These gifs had me laughing sooo much!!!
This is a hilarious post! I love it
xx
UGH! I'm a demon today so I've got quite a few.
1- Putting your crumby knife back in my butter. Bread ROTS at a faster rate, so your little crumbs are like pockets of poison in my spread. WIPE IT ON THE EDGE. Bed bath and BEYOND done with yo' germs.
2 - Fellas giving girls the eyes when their missus is feckin' BESIDE them. Mother of God, I'm not able. How disrespectful can you get? I don't care if their partner doesn't spot it, it's pure neck. NECK.
3 - I've been applying for jobs, as you know, and all bar one have just ignored me. No email/call/text to let me know to stop getting my hopes up every time I have a new message in my inbox, nothing.
What's more, two of my friends are looking for work and they both said the same thing. One of 'em is indiscriminately applying and has been for months. She hasn't heard a word back from anywhere.
It's not that I'm not getting the work that's rustling my jimmies, though that is upsetting, it's that they just seem to be tossing CVs away without a second thought. JIMMES = RUSTLED TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.
That's all that comes to mind now. Lovin' these posts, Sue.
My main one lately has been the postman- I had a particularly busy day package wise recently (which is unusual for me anyway) and he goes "been shopping, have we?" all smarmy as if to say- oh aren't women silly, buying things. I could've clocked him. On the plus side I now feel better for venting and for having seen that cat filing his nails. :)
I cannot BELIEVE I have not seen these until now- I am an avid fan of Things to Make you Go Lol so I dunno how I missed these, I just, there is no excuse! I can tell you I have belly laughed out loud here at your pictures. Almost lost my mind at last weeks little one with the hairbrush & the camel face one! Haven't laughed this much (on my own) in ages. Weak!! You are a GENIUS!!
Elaine
my rant this week is aimed at feckers who keep saying "how neat" my bump is.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and breathhhh
I know im skinny,i know my bump is small but my boobs are mahaooosive and my bump is big compared to my tiny feckin frame!
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